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Our #1 writer, he spreads misinformation like no other! we all love him here. He has -3 degrees from harvard, as he didnt go there. He went to reddit academy and graduated with a 1.8 GPA.
He is in charge of finding only the best stories, and giving them to Cornelius. He writes stories assigned to him as well. He is 89 years old and smokes 4 cigar boxes every day.
Carol is very good at researching for new projects, but her sources usually consist of "revealed to me in a dream" and "made it up for dramatic effect." Either way, her research is invaluble and she is an integral part of the team.
he does nothing.